Today will obviously require multiple espresso shots, mainline Zevon, and infusions of Basement Jaxx. Hang on.
@KumquatsHunter They claim to be down for maintenance. I figure this means they've been taken over by aliens or North Koreans.
I wasn't me, I swear! I know that usually when I travel there is a major art theft, a natural disaster, or murder amongst the Swiss Guards, but I had nothing to do with the fires in Santa Rosa.
Apparently FB is "down for maintenance" One never knows what that actually means these days.
There I was, minding my own business #needsmorecoffee #doesthiswindtunnelhaveanechoinit