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Today I told the lane next to me, "all y'all are a bunch of splashy motherfuckers" because I was getting swamped any time any of them came past. I swallowed a lot of pool water today.
@vjgoh how does one keep from being splashy? i'm assuming it's something to do with form, but i don't know.
@allianora the important piece of context is that we were warming down, so we shouldn't have been going fast enough to splash that much. When you're going fast, splashing is totally in bounds. :)
