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I'm currently being snowed on, which is, as we all know, complete bullshit.
@vjgoh you have successfully used mastodon to bitch about the weather. now you must mention Morrissey.
@allianora Um, I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear?
(It's a lie, I wouldn't go out tonight regardless of my outfit.)
@vjgoh still charming whether out or at home, though.