Bob ✔️ @visitorlizard@octodon.social

Remember when #Google used to have a motto of Don't Be Evil?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Ever wonder what my horror show is like? Here's our first episode of Season 8 back in May... Why it's only now being posted is because I have no spare time anymore.
https://youtu.be/nVXcn5c0R3k

An idiot ran a red light and hit me today. My daughter and I are fine. My Tesla (Mjolnir) protected us and is at the body shop. The worse thing is that, because Teslas are rare, it might take anywhere from a week to 2 months for parts. We have a show this weekend and, worse, a convention next weekend.
The idiot was uninsured. At least he admitted fault and the built-in dashcam showed my insurance I was 100% not at fault.

Has anyone on here seen The Minus Man? I remember when it came out but I've never heard of anyone who's seen it or remember it.

Holy Hell, #TheOrville was good tonight!

This is one adorable baby we had.

My baby girl has been sleeping on me all afternoon. Sweet and adorable, yes. productive for me? No.

If you need some entertainment for Christmas, my youtube channel is streaming a '50s-style sci-fi movie for 24 hours! Stop in and watch DANNY JOHNSON SAVES THE WORLD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcxlD75if0k

There were reports of break-ins in my condo complex. I wasn't that worried before but now that I have a baby in the house (and a really nice car), I need to keep them safe. Since I go back to work tomorrow, I installed a security system. Never thought I'd do that before.

We drove the Tesla around today. It was very crazy! The most advanced car I've ever even touched, let alone own.

Our #Tesla #Model3 arrived today. It's the future!

I get my Tesla tomorrow! I'm not looking forward to the car payments but I am looking forward to the car!

Getting kinda tired of knowing more than the Tesla 'experts' when I don't even have my car yet. This time, it was an electrician giving me an estimate for an outlet installation in the garage. How can you claim to know so much about the Tesla and not have researched the charging process? #tesla

Watched the new She-ra today. It's pretty good. I'm not a big fan of the modern 'basic' style of artwork but the animation is solid and the story is well-written. I look forward to my daughter being able to watch it.

I'm getting my Tesla Model 3 December 4th! Crazy that this is only the second most anticipated delivery of my year.

While we love our new baby girl, this is hitting my wife hard. The hormonal "Baby Blues" hit hard on a woman who is already prone to depression. She also doesn't do well with sleep deprivation. I'm doing all I can to help since sleep dep is my life!

We're happy to have Gwynn home and to have this time off to be a new family. We'll be happier when we can teach her day/night cycles so we can get some sleep!
#newparent #newdad #1stbabyproblems