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"Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of Wisconsin"

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sorry lady i am exclusively into non binary feet

"Well, it is finally official: Murder is legal in the state of Wisconsin"

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You know how the Eiffel Tower won the Grand Prize at the 1889 World Fair? Well, it had to share the glory with a book.

Not any book: A book ENTIRELY WOVEN IN SILK.

You heard right. And nerds, get this: All pages of this book were produced on the Jacquard loom in 1889, using thousands (200k-500k) of punch cards. Only 50-60 copies were made. >

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(jordan peterson voice) mario... this chidlike figure, stuck in perpetual adolescence, only at times able to affect adulthood thru possession of the 'mushroom', the substitute phallus... he is constantly trying to redeem the divine feminine from the chaos dragon yet is unable to truly possess her due to his refusal to transcend the anal-oral fixation indicated in the shape of the 'pipe' he travels down...

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imagine youre just playing your space spreadsheet mmo and your guild leader is like 'brb benghazi is happening' and never logs in again

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BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, police are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. Some houses are reportedly handing out Amber bear amulets of neolithic hunters, 1700-650 BCE, found in Slupsk, Poland

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