Matthew McLeod @vai@octodon.social

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/04/12/donald_trump_our_kid_president_struck_syria_over_chocolate_cake.html

"Let _me_ have cake"

To prevent harm to our valued passengers during future non-volitional external transfer events, the NOX mask will drop from above your seat, and automatically attach to your airways. Please do not be alarmed.

By Jove, that's a beautiful full moon.

https://theintercept.com/2016/10/26/best-of-luck-with-the-wall/

So who's going to start the horse_ebooks mastotooting?

So I've already caught http://i.imgur.com/LY16afO.png

what shall we call this delightful creature?

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I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you all together here today.

beep.