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whats black and white and red all over? Show more

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Someday when robots take over website development, they will have humans.txt files and captchas that keep humans from commenting.

OK Westminster, cut funding for education by 2.5% in the most deprived area of the UK - makes sense!

@bseymour ober โ‚ฌ100 and a yearly subscription... yikes!!! Think I'll stick to hr.app and sticky notes for now (does look like a nice plaything though!)

There's an xkcd strip for every occassion. Today - scaling images.grrrrrr.

imgs.xkcd.com/comics/aspect_ra

Haven't had a car in years and circumstances mean I need to bite the bullet. Up to 3k to spend, any recommendations for a good runaround that will be as enviro friendly as poss? Thinking C1 or Aygo atm.

@jasonsteakums the nineties want their Photoshop plugins back ๐Ÿ˜‚

, it's great you love visiting Belfast as tourists. I do find it funny though how many want to find out about our awful "troubles" which killed 3,600 people over 30 years.

Your own "troubles" have killed more than that in 4 months!

Little old Belfast is a haven of peace, love and understanding compared to the troubles you guys face.

@hermeslispegistus great news, a friend did the same. Was in the darkest of places and that small dose picked from his back garden has honestly done wonders!

@rhorsman must try that again myself. After the trump/Brexit/end of day's anxiety I switched off my screens and read for a week. Let it slip again tho

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@curtomil living in Belfast it's a rare delight to hear another dialect never mind language lol. I really miss big cosmopolitan areas too. I think that's what I like about this app... there's something great about the lack of algorithms and "ai" that turned twitter into an echo chamber.

@curtomil personally I like it, feels more international - like sitting on a bus somewhere like London. Good to be reminded of my own inadequacy of knowing only English.

Wow uk elections... if anything I'll be a pro at this voting malarkey by the end of the year. Wonder who the Russians will be voting for?

One of my fav old cinemas in Belfast, took that pic about 20 years ago but it hasn't changed much. Can't believe I'm going to get to see Jesca Hoop play there in December!

How northern hemisphere of me... happy autumn southern folk!

Took this pic in the mid 90s at Hyde Park in London, always though he looked like John Major with a goatie. Happy Easter Christian folk, happy spring everyone else!

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#newinstance #instances Hey everyone, creativity.cafe is here! It's an instance for artists and creators of any kind - painters, glitch artists, musicians, writers, sculptors, whatever! And even just enthusiasts. If you're into art-y things and want to hang with other people who are too, come join us!

It's invite-only to keep it nice and cozy, but getting an invite is easy - just DM me what handle and email you want. :)

Please give me a little boost if you're into the idea! <3

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The fear-mongering against #mastodon by other commercial entities with regards to #verified #status, #trust, etc., is reliant on end-users being absolutely reliant on trusting those same entities in their verification process.

We need end-users to become less reliant on commercial trust and more savvy on trust-less principles.

End rant. :lock:.