The woman running the little shop said to me, "Hey, your dress matches the color of our store." AS IF I NEED ANY MORE REASON TO BUY ANTHING
Yup. Purple. Chocolate. Trans flavors. I was doomed.
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@quephird I'm intrigued by the Guajillo and Chipotle.
@quephird "Your lack of bacon disturbs me."