writing my next web app with the help of literal spiders

my new app Webstronaut helps spiders place their webs by tracking the traffic of edible insects, but the beta testing isn’t going so well. when i put the test computer in front of a beta user, they just crawl on the screen — or out the window. one tried attacking the app; it was adorable.

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my next project, addressing the pitfalls of Webstronaut, will involve teaching spiders Esperanto

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@garbados when they learn it but never use it, what then?

@tqft then i’ll just partner with duolingo to add “- for spiders!” language modules 😛

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