I like this quote: "The reason I am in a relationship is to enrich my partner's life, not for him to enrich mine." - www.bareinkslinger.com #birdtoot
Thanks to @realDonaldTrump and his stupid trade war for tanking the stock market. #birdtoot
Wanna join the #BurningMan conversation on #Mastodon? Try http://burners.social #birdtoot
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Challenger than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Mini Carrot Cakes for Sunday Brunch
Welcome everyone coming over from #Mashable!
http://mashable.com/2017/04/14/mastodon-has-instance-for-everyone/
Thanks @jackm for featuring Burners.social!
New #Mastodon social (de-centralized network) instance for #Burners https://goo.gl/D9M7OH by @jackm #BurningMan #birdtoot
It's a disgrace to the Presidency that #Forty5 takes a taxpayer funded vacation nearly weekly https://istrumpatmaralago.org/ #birdtoot
@jackm When was your last time to #burningman?
@jackm and welcome to Burners.social!
In lieu of a gay agenda I have opted for a gay Gantt chart:
Only you can prevent horny
You know, people actually trying to make this as inclusive as possible is what makes Mastodon so amazing. I would've never thought of using these tricks to help people with low-vision or slow connections. Thanks @ghost for the hint! https://social.tchncs.de/media/YcViyGsGTjxRqdgo6_Y
Who would purposefully fly an airline where there is a "random" chance that you'd be forcefully removed by police? @United #birdtoot
'd Love to find more open-minded LGBTQ people on here but a hashtag search doesn't take me out of the federated timeline so I need boosts or recommendations. #LGBTQ
For every retoot this gets, I'll be gayer
New instance https://queer.party
I was about to go to bed and then my roommate showed up and asked me what I've been up to. I mentioned I wanted to host a mastodon instance and he said he had a raspberry pi 2 laying around. Then I remembered that I also had a raspberry pi 2 laying around.
I have a raspberry pi 3 running Nextcloud.
I have two raspberry pi 1s currently running nothing.
I also have an unused Pine64 and an unused raspberry pi 0.
I suddenly don't have enough SD cards or ethernet ports for all my devices
Taxes are almost done. Worked on them most of the day. Ugh. #birdtoot