I got the yodelling boy's song stuck in my head right now. This is a terrible day already
Ohhh..not even close
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| I CAN'T PUT THE SIGN DOWN |
| NO SERIOUSLY |
| PLASE HELP ME |
|______________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
me: uses phone for so long computer turns off it’s screen
also me: moves the mouse to turn the screen back on, then proceeds to use phone more
@starbreaker Ahahah yes sometimes it's actually easier to re-do everything than to maintain bad freaking code.
Well, I'm maintaining a 3-year old project, coded by 2/3 people in total, two for the menus and one for the rest, and when they handed it to me I was like "great, where's the repo for the project?" with big naive eyes. Well, I'll let you know it had been three years of copying and pasting files around and suffixing stuff with "-old"
@starbreaker I know the feeling. When I first discovered the project, I ran on windows but never displayed a frame on Xbox, crashing instantly. I discovered it came from the intensive use of a folder named "Resources" throughout the code for loading 90% of the assets of the game. Guess what the documentations says about that folder:
@starbreaker I feel so organized and clever suddenly. 
@starbreaker I don't think you need to apologize. It's actually a cool ego boost when you find out that other developers let that kind of thing happen.
@lucidiot This is also something that makes me pull my hair a lot. There is a class named "Trou" (true story), and sometimes variables referring to it are named "hole". It's randomized naming policy, making text search highly ineficient. "SavePartie" is not the worst case of frenglish in this project.
@starbreaker It is! The project I'm working on has a script which is called "Script.cs". And a lot of comments stating "// STD"; I'm starting to guess it's an image to say "Sorry, crappy code, this is gonna spread like crabs"
@brook Me too. I've deleted my most embarassing github entries. But I doubt I ever let an "if(true)" in disguise anywhere. 
Diving into someone else's code is always gonna make me cringe I guess.
Worried that your overexpensive wireless airpods don't have some kind of wire? Don't worry. You can convert them to inexplicably overexpensive wired earpods. You're welcome. (Yes, they exist. You can buy them. It's no april fools prank) https://octodon.social/media/iUtj1rkQ374Fpb0zxJE
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My bf and I have a very fair way to divide expenses: we divide them proportionnaly to our level of revenue. Best system possible right? He earns nothing, so I pay everything. I'm a sugar daddy, at age 27.
I'm setting up the PS4 Dev kit now to port Samurai Riot to the platform. It's a huge block of metal with protruding rivets. Except for the PlayStation logo on top, it looks more like a 1st gen VHS player than a current-gen game console. 
Being a Millenial is like joining a game of Monopoly when every property already has a hotel on it. #Showerthoughts
@Gargron Hi! New instance is a thing! For wonderful witches! We are accepting of all identities, including nonbinary ones!
WOoohooo !
une proposition pour *fédérer* GitLab avec ActivityPub. @bortzmeyer émet des réserves (difficulté, limites?), mais le co-éditeur cwebber@octodon.social du protocole a l'air d'y être favorable.
Ce serait probablement un autre moment intéressant de dé-silo-isation du Web si ça se faisait.
à suivre ici https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab-ce/issues/44486 pour les copains techies