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JK Rowling reveals that Snape threw the first brick at stonewall

ShadowHunters Clave:
❎Protects humans
❎Kills demons
☑️ Relentlessly questions the loyalty of their most efficient agents.

Jour de repos ===> la greve
Congés payés ===> la greve
Sécu ===> la greve
SMIC ===> la greve
Vive la greve

Mastodon, the home of the bad pun.

(And we do love you for that)

3 types of programs:

$ foo -h
invalid option -- 'h'
Try 'foo --help' for more information.

$ foo --help
invalid option -- '-'
usage: foo [-iuegnvlairKnsivrngvV] qux blarg

$ foo --help
unknown option '--help', continuing anyway
deleting your files...
^C^Cdeleting more files...^C

This is the start of a teenage drama that ends on a sad song with people lying on their respective bed looking at the ceiling and sighing. :blobsad:

And it's my freaking life right now. I'll keep you posted if we finally have a happy ending.

And you'll be notified if we ever marry. :blobheartcat:

I've seen this guy 3 days in a row. And gosh I KNOW it's far too soon to say I love you but I couldn't convince my brain not to put it on the tip of my tongue.

And now he's very likely going to move accross the country and daaaamn I feel like there's been a lost opportunity here.

I can't ask him to stay, we've known each other for a week. And he can't ask me to move with him either. So we're screwed.

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Bon ben …

… un homme avec deux chiens dans ses poches promenant un canard avec des chaussures

🙃

So I'm chatting with this guy who's like the most beautiful man I've ever seen but he uses a LOT of "lol"s and emojis. I'm fearing the worst but at the same time I still wanna believe that our children will be fucking beautiful.

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