northeast US right now be like
The inventor of #Linux is furious at #Intel http://www.tuxmachines.org/node/107878
Hmm, need to find a way to embed #Instagram posts in #Mastodon.
On the plus side, if we're all in a simulation, looks increasingly likely we can break out.
Hi! This doesn't come up often enough, and I don't have a landing page or anything for it, but!
If you want to host a #website, and you need some help getting started, I'll be glad to teach you what I know or answer any questions.
Mostly, websites are easy! I'll be glad to help you make one!
You want to host a #podcast or just a #blog or whatever, I'll be glad to help! (For Free!)
If you want someone to do the hard parts, or even do *all* the work, my rates are pretty cheap.
CERT recommends throwing away your computer and buying a new one. #meltdown #spectre #thisisfine https://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/584653
@awg @thatbrickster I ended up just smashing my CPU with a hammer. Everything is super secure now.
Mozilla:
https://blog.mozilla.org/security/2018/01/03/mitigations-landing-new-class-timing-attack/
"(...) Our internal experiments confirm that it is possible to use similar techniques from Web content to read private information between different origins.
(...)
The resolution of performance.now() will be reduced to 20µs.
The SharedArrayBuffer feature is being disabled by default.
Furthermore, other timing sources and time-fuzzing techniques are being worked on."
"An Update Is Available For Your Computer"
Happy (belated) New Year to the fediverse.
Thought I was starting the year lazy, but already crossed one movie (Kubo and the Two Strings) and one book (I Am Princess X) off my to watch/to read lists. It might just be consumption, but it can also be inspiration. Here's hoping for a more inspiring #NewYear.
Happy new year of Linux on the desktop
The first fairy godmother gave the baby the gift of acceptance.
"Really?" said the other two. "What can we possibly give to match that?"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
My new motto will be "This is literally the least I can do." https://octodon.social/media/6ACPWeIj5-6QnsrBe6g
about to become hardened by unplugging my ethernet cable, smashing my server, and replacing it with a softmodded nintendo wii running webserver homebrew
Wonderful dinner tonight, but the portions were so big that it looked like we were leaving the restaurant after grocery shopping.
(something tells me that hashtag will not be catching on)
I'm learning so much about my steam heating system this winter it feels like time to switch careers. #steamNOTsiem