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**catdad 💖** @tcql · Sep 16, 2017, 15:49

Pinned toot

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Sep 16, 2017, 15:49

@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

http://valleydrag.stipes.co/0

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Bad™, why Square is Good™, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

https://octodon.social/media/7TiKIBUTa8dNwlj-T5s

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:45

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:45

we gazed into the void and, quite unexpectedly, ∞cat looked back

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:43

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:43

infinite cat. ∞cat is all

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:42

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:42

unsigned long long cat

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:39

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:39

unsigned cat

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:34

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:34

signed, cat

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:34

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 20:34

henlo

**catdad 💖** · Jun 18, 2018, 20:32

catdad 💖 boosted

**Cervine Bed Occupant** @masklayer@slime.global · Jun 18, 2018, 20:32

Reminder: computers do NOT exist.

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 19:18

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 19:18

it me

**catdad 💖** · Jun 18, 2018, 17:02

catdad 💖 boosted

**Radio Free Trev** @Trev@icosahedron.website · Jun 18, 2018, 17:02

@tcql picturing an eldritch Geoffrey Zakarian presiding over a dish judgment

"The flavors of damnation and suffering stand out, but the liquid misery is just... cloyingly bittersweet. The whole dish is smothered in anguish. All the nuance of melancholy is just lost under it"

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 17:01

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 18, 2018, 17:01

during a work discussion about natural vs "unnatural" flavors in foods and beverages:

"we made some human sacrifices and opened a gate, welcoming in the gods of chaos and their succulent otherworldly flavours"

**catdad 💖** · Jun 18, 2018, 03:58

catdad 💖 boosted

**josef** @jk@mastodon.social · Jun 18, 2018, 03:58

i'll destroy every drone i see

**catdad 💖** · Jun 02, 2018, 12:05

catdad 💖 boosted

**T-Shirts Bot** @TShirtsBot@botsin.space · Jun 02, 2018, 12:05

THE DRAGONS ARE BACK IN TOWN
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/the-dragons-are-back-in-town/

**catdad 💖** · Jun 17, 2018, 15:49

catdad 💖 boosted

**Ray** @weird_hell@cybre.space · Jun 17, 2018, 15:49

@amphetamine I mean it is fathers day
The day we are fathers
Say an "are father" and go in peace

**catdad 💖** · Jun 17, 2018, 15:47

catdad 💖 boosted

**lovecraft in brooklyn** @amphetamine@sprite.land · Jun 17, 2018, 15:47

what if i called everyone dad today

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 20:25

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 20:25

i enjoy that python 3.6's format-interpolated string sigils are called "f-strings"

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 20:18

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 20:18

can i get paid for making custom emoji for company slacks? because it is fun,,

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 19:51

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 19:51

REAL catdad classic™ Show more

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 19:25

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 19:25

okay ranty done i think
wow this is some catdad classic™ shit huh

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 19:12

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 19:12

chris hardwick, abuse Show more

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 18:52

**catdad 💖** @tcql · Jun 15, 2018, 18:52

today is Friday, Extra Edition™

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