it me
have you questioned your gender yet today?
start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!
hey hi hello i'm catdad
α΅α΅α΅Λ’ α΅Κ°α΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅βΏ Κ°α΅'Λ’ α΅ αΆα΅α΅ α΅Κ°α΅α΅'Λ’ α΅ α΅α΅α΅
α΅Κ³ α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅ Κ°α΅'Λ’ α΅Κ°α΅ αΆ α΅α΅Κ°α΅Κ³ α΅αΆ Λ’α΅α΅α΅ αΆα΅α΅Λ’
α΅α΅ΚΈα΅α΅ α΅α΅α΅Κ°...?
THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART
i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")
i'm known for: (overusing π | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)
@ccolocho AND I DID A THING
We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badβ’, why Square is Goodβ’, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things
From https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569/:
"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: β...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.β"
@tcql @amphetamine i'm all for bimodal sleep with plenty of naps in between
this way, morning is less dreaded, cuz it's just a temporary break for sleeping / naps.
Anyway, please consider joining my political party: https://glitch.social/media/cneNSdH0KRw-sjCEI6w
jortbux
just think about it
@staticsafe what kind of jorts would a woodjort jort if a woodjort could jort jorts?
@tcql INTERNATIONAL how can we rebrand without spending basically any money
"IHOb" = "how can we rebrand without spending basically any money?"
kitten
ears
they're good wikipedia edits, bront
@asonix the binturong is a funny animal, like the redfox but totally lazy sleeping all day and grey, a bit like a nerdy-don't-get-out redfox
*deep fried edit*
*mews into the void*
@djsundog triangle man's fearsome mandibles
triangle man yelling through cupped hands
boost iff you're a friendly AI
hi in case you wondered
imposter syndrome is supes real
and can ruin your motivation, which can make you feel even more like an imposter
boost if your gender is the USB logo