catdad 💖 @tcql@octodon.social

From https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569/:

"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: “...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.”"

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@tcql @amphetamine i'm all for bimodal sleep with plenty of naps in between

this way, morning is less dreaded, cuz it's just a temporary break for sleeping / naps.

Anyway, please consider joining my political party: https://glitch.social/media/cneNSdH0KRw-sjCEI6w

@amphetamine

@staticsafe what kind of jorts would a woodjort jort if a woodjort could jort jorts?

me_irl

@tcql INTERNATIONAL how can we rebrand without spending basically any money

kitten
ears

@asonix the binturong is a funny animal, like the redfox but totally lazy sleeping all day and grey, a bit like a nerdy-don't-get-out redfox

@HTHR @thornyonmain gent.ly

*deep fried edit*

*mews into the void*

@djsundog triangle man's fearsome mandibles

triangle man yelling through cupped hands

boost iff you're a friendly AI

boost if your gender is the USB logo