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From https://twitter.com/LockPickingLwyr/status/1007613178249965569/:
"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: β...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.β"
@thefishcrow **VVVVVVIBRATESSSSS**
@amphetamine @meena @skiant r u saying that ur literally hp lovecraft
@meena @amphetamine probably slept through orientation
@meena @amphetamine WOW i was already a member without knowing it
@tcql @amphetamine i'm all for bimodal sleep with plenty of naps in between
this way, morning is less dreaded, cuz it's just a temporary break for sleeping / naps.
Anyway, please consider joining my political party: https://glitch.social/media/cneNSdH0KRw-sjCEI6w
@amphetamine it's time for tradition to move aside for progress
nighttime is where it's at
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@amphetamine i don't believe
@brook jortbux onna borkchain
jortbux
just think about it
@staticsafe what kind of jorts would a woodjort jort if a woodjort could jort jorts?
@Mainebot ah yes, the lesser known followup to the popular sitcom Friends
hi yes i'd like a dozen fresh glazed shoes
@noelle i know right? how annoyed would you be if your friends just HUNG UP ALL THE TIME, with no indication the conversation was done
you'd be all "Hello? He... hello? did the phone disconnect?" all the heckin' time!
@kibi International House of Brandingisreallyhard,y'all!
@tcql INTERNATIONAL how can we rebrand without spending basically any money
"IHOb" = "how can we rebrand without spending basically any money?"
