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I know we joke about whites people not having culture but look yโ€™all *had culture* and then my chemical romance stopped making music and ever since 2007 yโ€™all been going downhill

@chosafine naw u shitpost more when you gotta han, that's the rule

Well, heck, I've found myself greeting people with "howdy" a bit lately and I might have legitimately picked that up from Alex Kamal in The Expanse.

Hrm.

@tcql I really really really really really really like this

i may have created this just for a joke

@masklayer

Then I saw her face
NOW I'M A BELIEVERRRRR

wait you were'nt supposed to see this,

New Mastodon post visibility setting: Only Shrek can see your posts

Here's the cover I designed over the weekend for an eBook I'm writing called "How to Write a Book About Your Pet."

@Mainebot @garbados NEXT WEEK, ON DRAGON BUSINESSDEAL Z:

Goku: NNNNGAAAAAAA!
Vegeta : HHRRRRRGGGGGG!

*they both sign the agreement while shouting*

stare defiantly into the sun,
then give in a good punch

YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, SUN

me: *refusing to do fucking anything*

Why do girls float

Because they're boyn't

boast this toast i u wanna do'st