catdad 🔥✨ @tcql@octodon.social

Furi?...Kuri?...

Nice

musk: so, we invented this robot that's like a sewing machine but instead of fixing a rip in your jeans we're gonna thread sensors deep into your brain

me: *screams for the rest of eternity*

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/technology/neuralink-elon-musk.html

me: "how do i monitor power consumption on linux"

me: "install PowerTop"

me: 😳

saw this take on twitter, my counter take is:

tech billionaires love the "no life / socially inept neckbeard" stereoptype because they can exploit people who fit that bill

they intentionally market to antisocial white men who think of themselves as rockstar devs or 10x engineers so they can mask their management abuses as positive character traits of their engineers

animated food chomp

Microsoft's computer vision AI knows Duquesne Incline, but doesn't know the Statue of Liberty

???

a... RATTLED... Billy

RATTLE D
RATTL ED
RATT LED

get it
get it
rats

ya I like xbonx better too

Somebody made a sim game on the steam store named Cyberpunk 2069 and this is the description and I'm screaming because it's so perfect

welp, guess it's time to go home

new avatar 👀 thanks to https://picrew.me/image_maker/5377

Postmates: use this code and order some chipotle

me: what kind of serial killer placed each ingredient of their burrito bowl neatly separated like that

eeeeeeeeeeee

this feels like the beginning of an onion headline 😂

☠️😹 i'm done 😹☠️

Dragon Pilot, best line

relaxed morning listening

amazon recommends that you put ice-cream in your wafflemaker

i am shocked!
shocked to my very core!
how unbelievable!?
/s