- I want 2FA
- I want good CPUs (at least as an option)
- I want real IPv6 support, not some improvised thing hacked into custom routers
- I want SSD *and* cheap slow disk storage available
- I want an isolated internal network available only to groups or my VMs
- I want the cheapest thing possible to be an IPv6-only 10€/year VM that can run weechat and nginx (and not as a marketing event, as a real sustainable product)

and IPv4 NAT *included* on IPv6-only VMs, Scaleway wtf are you thinking?

@CobaltVelvet I would like 100 million dollars and a supermodel wife, please.

@cc wow are you a banker and a genetic engineer? that's pretty cool

hey now I've always wanted to be a natural redhead, could you maybe hack me a virus during the week-end please?