IMO metrosexual should be redefined from "guys who get their eyebrows done" to "people who are only attracted to subterranean rail systems"
@tcql wait that's not what it means already?
@tcql Not just subterranean! Metrosexuals are attracted to ALL urban light rail transit systems.
I'm tired of people glibly assuming that rolling stock isn't sexy just because it runs on trolley tracks instead of subway tracks.