my duck friend. you do not choose a rubber duck, the rubber duck chooses you.
bonus my pants, and some tests on screen
๐น now we all started naming our ducks this is the best
@tcql start using your duck's name as a passive-aggressive placeholder in work convos, like, "I don't know, Jim, Lady Duckworth Hotpinkington thinks that the performance of that change will probably suck eggs."
@djsundog ok this is kinda bizarre, her name is Lady Duckington you were so close how did you do that
@tcql rubber duckies adhere to certain natural laws
@tcql i was chosen by a viking duck