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⌁BREAKING NEWS⌁
The community in Berne, IN was rocked last night when a pack of wild millennials stalked and brutally murdered the antique furniture industry.
"I don't understand why they hate antiques so much!", said the mayor
The town's militia is coordinating with police to form a hunting party, with almost all of Berne's citizens joining in. Local officials are petitioning the government to send in aid in the form of tanks, air support, and emergency funds.
More as the story develops.
giving credit, this shitpost inspired after reading https://longersky.com/2017/06/20/search-and-destroy/ @sargoth