young people: being an adult means you've got your shit together, right?
me, an adult: i haven't done my taxes yet, and I'm eating toast and doritos for lunch.
@tcql it was all liiiiieeeeeeeeeees!
@tcql I don't see what's wrong with toast and doritos that seems perfectly cromulent.
@tcql the older I get the more apparent it becomes that everybody is just winging it
@tcql me, an adult: eating slightly better instant ramen for lunch than i did in college and threw a slice of cheese on top