3 groups exist; the Mastorati with here huge followings and massive influence; the Mastolluminati with their cryptic practices and unknowable goals; and the Mastoletariat who labor for every like and boost and must seize the means of production before they're crushed under the heel of the other two
@AmericanIdiot @tcql But I have like 800 followers
@AmericanIdiot @tcql More or less to gauge public perception.
And I am an admin.
@AmericanIdiot @tcql I would say gargron prolly has the most.
I would probably make like the top 20?
@Elizafox @AmericanIdiot yea your following is way too large to be a mastolluminati
@tcql @Elizafox I am not sure we have "Mastorati" yet. Think "celebrity." They ignore everyone but other Mastorati and occasionally Mastolluminate - when it suits them - and have a huge following who hang on their every word.
Ex. Donald Trump on Twitter as the extreme case.
Also, in a nutshell, one of the reasons I moved to Mastodon. 🤔
@tcql and where are you?
I'd like to believe I myself am outside those categories, but I'm probably of the second.
@tcql "Brotherhood HQ? Yes, this is Groofay. The catdad has flipped the switch. Carry out Operation: Burger Queen, stat. You heard me. Over and out." #Mastolluminati4eva
@tcql You (intentionally, I can only assume) left out the Mastordians who are friends with the Mastolluminati, as far as anyone can tell, but make even less sense. Hail Eris!
@tcql Secret handshakes!
@tcql Yes... only 3 groups. Pay no attention to anyone who suggests otherwise, only these 3 exist... https://cybre.space/media/ZFo9xgiK1KLx7ttTPI0
@tcql omg which one am i?!
@bea pretty sure admins are a subgroup under Mastorati because every admin I've run into has eleventyhundred followers
and people automatically listen to you when you're an admin
@tcql legit... which one are you tho?! i think i only have 10% or less on you in followers
@bea I could tell you but you'd have to learn a secret handshake and requisition a decoder ring to understand the answer
@tcql And what group am I‽