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Abolish state-sanctioned currency and use avocados and toast as denomination for large gifts and transactions
@Cocoron for the largest transactions, people will have to sacrifice their many iPhones
@tcql Tacky gold iPhones will have the highest denomination value, and will be given as gifts between families during weddings, and to cover the cost of injuring the nobility or clergy. Silver iPhones will be given during in exchange for medicinal services, or to settle disputes.