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catdad πŸ’–

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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

α΅ˆα΅’α΅‰Λ’ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ᡐᡉᡃⁿ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡃ αΆœα΅ƒα΅— ᡗʰᡃᡗ'Λ’ ᡃ α΅ˆα΅ƒα΅ˆ
α΅’Κ³ ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡗʰᡉ ᢠᡃᡗʰᡉʳ α΅’αΆ  ˒ᡒᡐᡉ αΆœα΅ƒα΅—Λ’
ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ᡇᡒᡗʰ...?


i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing πŸ’– | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badβ„’, why Square is Goodβ„’, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

It's just not a REAL video game if there aren't dating/friendship mechanics in it. 🐦

why yes i use masstodan
i use it to send messages
to every dan in the world

bible, uspol-adjacent, mostly academic musing Show more

its not gaming if you cant see every last pore

stare at it
stare into their eyes

s u b m i t t o r e s o l u t i o n

sometimes I get that you know youtubers and streamers have to put on a persona when they’re on camera but at the same time I think we’d be better off if people were able to be their true selves more often and not have to worry

A street artist has been improving Facebook billboards across London.


okay, Mastodon IS awesome. Look who's being followed by a murderbird!!
I... um... I'm not in danger, right?
...oh crap

idk what would ducks have to say tho?

"bring me some sourdough next time, i'm sick of this wonderbread bullshit people keep tossing in the pond"

if it walks like a duck
and it talks like a duck

whoa dude, a talking duck!

#ff #followfriday

(some) masto friends:

@chosafine is a young nb trying to negotiate a balance between profession and vocation in a society that's stacked against them

@amphetamine is always trying to refine her place in the universe and shares wisdom gleaned along the way

@Trev is (a) terrible(y good friend)

@guerrillarain is very fashionable and posts lots of high drama workplace stories

@signalstation posts (almost too) enjoyable short fiction

i love looking at pictures of basset hounds running :blobaww:

there are only two words i need to hear from you buddy Show more

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