have you questioned your gender yet today?
start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!
hey hi hello i'm catdad
ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃᵈ
ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ
THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART
i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")
i'm known for: (overusing 💖 | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)
The year is 2100, and humanity has invented a time machine. Not because of some sense of scientific curiosity, but to finally solve audio latency problems
Oh...oh good... an entire highschool group gonna be on my plane
virgin making sure im awake by switching terminals after im already through security 🙃
pictures of animals with their mouth open that are just captioned "a"
boost if you agree send toot
LB: sometimes inspirobot is just TOO real
5 hour sleep = short
5 hour in plane/car = foreverlong
tfw you think about the fact that the earth is just pretty much constantly doin' us a little shake here and there
tremors detected by the global seismic network in the past 24 hours, most very minor
Morning, beautiful. Do something you love for an inappropriate amount of time today.
love some of these responses about gun control on my TL but :') :') wish people would CW
GuEsS wHo CoUlDn'T sLeEp AnD iS nOw BaCk AwAkEeeeEeeEEeeeE!!!?!?!!!!?!
o heck yes the world needs more jpeg compression
a typical Friday night