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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

α΅ˆα΅’α΅‰Λ’ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ᡐᡉᡃⁿ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡃ αΆœα΅ƒα΅— ᡗʰᡃᡗ'Λ’ ᡃ α΅ˆα΅ƒα΅ˆ
α΅’Κ³ ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡗʰᡉ ᢠᡃᡗʰᡉʳ α΅’αΆ  ˒ᡒᡐᡉ αΆœα΅ƒα΅—Λ’
ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ᡇᡒᡗʰ...?


i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing πŸ’– | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badβ„’, why Square is Goodβ„’, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

it's the perfect glorious future, and because of that (trashpost) Show more

me: <watching the Queer Eye 3 preview for the millionth time>

somebody else, probably: "wow you are *really* excited for queer eye coming back"

me: "yea.... totally that and not because of new carly rae jepsen"

me: <stares in to camera>

I'm sure everyone knows about them, but here's a reminder that harvest mice exist.

my teammate: medic!!
me, a medic: what? sorry i couldnt hear you over all this gunfire. anyway here's wonderwall

The Protomen Show more

hot take 80's pop & rock inspired music is better than not 80's pop & rock inspired music

Mastodon is decentralized Show more

The Protomen Show more

LB (self boost lol)

just wanted to remind myself that i used to have Quality Contentβ„’ here

*looks at twitter* oh good, i got followed by a tech exec and three more brands

*looks at mastodon* i got followed by 8 witches, 3 queer furries and 7 cybrepunks

fitness Show more

fitness Show more

wait. you're telling me you've got your OWN computer???? what do you do with it einstein, calculate plasma turbulence estimations for nuclear research???? hahaha. what a fuckin nerd. i dont actually believe you by the way. nobody has their own computer just like in their house. im insulted that youd think im that gullible

i miss this weird :)

it's such a dsitraction though πŸ™ˆ
i feel like my productivity is negative numbers when i open mastodon woops

nb stuff Show more

whoa whoa new notifications pane update thingy


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Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more