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catdad πŸ’–

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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

α΅ˆα΅’α΅‰Λ’ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ᡐᡉᡃⁿ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡃ αΆœα΅ƒα΅— ᡗʰᡃᡗ'Λ’ ᡃ α΅ˆα΅ƒα΅ˆ
α΅’Κ³ ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡗʰᡉ ᢠᡃᡗʰᡉʳ α΅’αΆ  ˒ᡒᡐᡉ αΆœα΅ƒα΅—Λ’
ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ᡇᡒᡗʰ...?


i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing πŸ’– | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badβ„’, why Square is Goodβ„’, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

The year is 2100, and humanity has invented a time machine. Not because of some sense of scientific curiosity, but to finally solve audio latency problems

Oh...oh good... an entire highschool group gonna be on my plane

virgin making sure im awake by switching terminals after im already through security πŸ™ƒ

pictures of animals with their mouth open that are just captioned "a"

boost if you agree send toot


LB: sometimes inspirobot is just TOO real

5 hour sleep = short
5 hour in plane/car = foreverlong


tfw you think about the fact that the earth is just pretty much constantly doin' us a little shake here and there

tremors detected by the global seismic network in the past 24 hours, most very minor

Morning, beautiful. Do something you love for an inappropriate amount of time today.

love some of these responses about gun control on my TL but :') :') wish people would CW

GuEsS wHo CoUlDn'T sLeEp AnD iS nOw BaCk AwAkEeeeEeeEEeeeE!!!?!?!!!!?!

o heck yes the world needs more jpeg compression

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