it me
have you questioned your gender yet today?
start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!
hey hi hello i'm catdad
ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃᵈ
ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵇᵒᵗʰ...?
THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART
i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")
i'm known for: (overusing 💖 | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)
@ccolocho AND I DID A THING
We talked all about Bodega and why it's Bad™, why Square is Good™, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things
I know we joke about whites people not having culture but look y’all *had culture* and then my chemical romance stopped making music and ever since 2007 y’all been going downhill
Well, heck, I've found myself greeting people with "howdy" a bit lately and I might have legitimately picked that up from Alex Kamal in The Expanse.
Hrm.
tommunism
i may have created this just for a joke
New Mastodon post visibility setting: Only Shrek can see your posts
Here's the cover I designed over the weekend for an eBook I'm writing called "How to Write a Book About Your Pet."
whoat even is the sssun
stare defiantly into the sun,
then give in a good punch
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, SUN
She gripped the cockpit and climbs into the ground.
me: *refusing to do fucking anything*
i miss chosa
Why do girls float
Because they're boyn't
boast this toast i u wanna do'st
@KitRedgrave hmmm.... can iiiiii get a large iced americano. but with the water replaced with,...
... uhh...
... espresso. 🤔
end America immediately
Because of the #youtube ban, #blender foundation is now testing #peertube as a video distribution model https://video.blender.org/