have you questioned your gender yet today?
start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!
hey hi hello i'm catdad
ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃᵈ
ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ
THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART
i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")
i'm known for: (overusing 💖 | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)
if you make a non-compliant ActivityPub implementation is it ActivityPunk?
lol okay i gotta stop w/ the giant robot jokes it's too much i'm sorry i'm sorry
wait so are mech names just the heavy metal equivalent of racehorse names
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I'm a pilot."
"No, I mean what's in your pants?"
"The keys to my mech."
┃┃╱╲ in this
╱╱╭╮╲╲ my mech
is this house
This is my mech!
*hands u a paper, which u sign*
now it's YOUR mech, for only $1,999,999,999.95 per month!
I unironically love how quickly mastodon goes from "let's do this new meme!" to "how many ways can we creatively fuck up this meme".
*me back in April*:
This Mastodon thing looks cool, something new to set up and play with, who knows if I'll use it long term
I love all my new friends and I'm staying here forever
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