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catdad šŸ’–

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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

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i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing šŸ’– | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badā„¢, why Square is Goodā„¢, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

@amphetamine I mean it is fathers day
The day we are fathers
Say an "are father" and go in peace

i enjoy that python 3.6's format-interpolated string sigils are called "f-strings"

can i get paid for making custom emoji for company slacks? because it is fun,,

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okay ranty done i think
wow this is some catdad classicā„¢ shit huh

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today is Friday, Extra Editionā„¢


"The company that sent me the pictured fingerprint lock has provided the security quote of the year: ā€œ...the lock is invincible to the people who do not have a screwdriver.ā€"

@tcql @amphetamine i'm all for bimodal sleep with plenty of naps in between

this way, morning is less dreaded, cuz it's just a temporary break for sleeping / naps.

Anyway, please consider joining my political party:

@staticsafe what kind of jorts would a woodjort jort if a woodjort could jort jorts?

@tcql INTERNATIONAL how can we rebrand without spending basically any money

"IHOb" = "how can we rebrand without spending basically any money?"

they're good wikipedia edits, bront