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catdad ๐Ÿ’– @tcql@octodon.social

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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

แตˆแต’แต‰หข แต—สฐแตƒแต— แตแต‰แตƒโฟ สฐแต‰'หข แตƒ แถœแตƒแต— แต—สฐแตƒแต—'หข แตƒ แตˆแตƒแตˆ
แต’สณ แตแตƒสธแต‡แต‰ สฐแต‰'หข แต—สฐแต‰ แถ แตƒแต—สฐแต‰สณ แต’แถ  หขแต’แตแต‰ แถœแตƒแต—หข
แตแตƒสธแต‡แต‰ แต‡แต’แต—สฐ...?

THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART

i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing ๐Ÿ’– | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

valleydrag.stipes.co/0

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badโ„ข, why Square is Goodโ„ข, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

octodon.social/media/7TiKIBUTa

if you make a non-compliant ActivityPub implementation is it ActivityPunk?

lol okay i gotta stop w/ the giant robot jokes it's too much i'm sorry i'm sorry

wait so are mech names just the heavy metal equivalent of racehorse names

"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I'm a pilot."
"No, I mean what's in your pants?"
"The keys to my mech."

โ”โ”“
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ in this
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ house
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ my mech
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–”
โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
is this house
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”

This is my mech!
*hands u a paper, which u sign*
now it's YOUR mech, for only $1,999,999,999.95 per month!

this is my mesh, TAKE_BACK_THE_WEB

I unironically love how quickly mastodon goes from "let's do this new meme!" to "how many ways can we creatively fuck up this meme".

*me back in April*:
This Mastodon thing looks cool, something new to set up and play with, who knows if I'll use it long term

*me now*:
I love all my new friends and I'm staying here forever

tired: โคโ€‹
wired: ๐Ÿ’ฏโ€‹

homg meeergghrhr BLACK MIRROR SEASON 4 IS ALMOST ERE