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catdad 💖

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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᶜᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃᵈ
ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ
ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᵇᵒᵗʰ...?


i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing 💖 | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Bad™, why Square is Good™, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

I’m trying to figure out what the percentage is of movies/shows with a Muslim terrorist plot versus the number of real terrorist attacks by people with an Islamic background and then compare that to the percentage of movies/shows with a white American terrorism plot versus the number of real life white American terrorism attacks.

ギリギリだけど、にゃんにゃんにゃんの日1弾。キャットタワーでくつろぐ猫吉🐱 #猫 #ねこ #cat #cats

okay finally they letti ngme slep

😐 computers
i want to sleep
but they are keeping m
e awake

How does NASA organize a party? (joke) Show more

grim joke, economy, poverty, media Show more

Gently walking and saying "" in time with my steps

gaems, objectification Show more

reminder that @chosafine is good and you should follow them if you don't already do that

I STRONG IDENTIFY WITH HECKIN' meatpunks/cybrepunks/hopepunks

the world is a fuck, and we're gonna punch/hack/💖our way to a better future

mmm no feely good
but cats are good
tea is good
also Killswitch Engage is good

tired: cyberwar
wired: cybrelove ❤ 💾

“Audacious Fox: Your ‘Lite’ App Should Be Your Only App”

So I have to come up with $600 by the end of the month and about $400 the week after that, and I could use your help. Please contribute or boost. ❤️