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have you questioned your gender yet today?

start now! we have to figure out what it knows! it could be the key to saving everyone!

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hey hi hello i'm catdad

α΅ˆα΅’α΅‰Λ’ ᡗʰᡃᡗ ᡐᡉᡃⁿ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡃ αΆœα΅ƒα΅— ᡗʰᡃᡗ'Λ’ ᡃ α΅ˆα΅ƒα΅ˆ
α΅’Κ³ ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ʰᡉ'Λ’ ᡗʰᡉ ᢠᡃᡗʰᡉʳ α΅’αΆ  ˒ᡒᡐᡉ αΆœα΅ƒα΅—Λ’
ᡐᡃʸᡇᡉ ᡇᡒᡗʰ...?

THAT'S NOT THE IMPORTANT PART

i uh make jokes, love my frendos, occasionally make jokes about: (gameing | america sucking | otters | computers | lol "toot")

i'm known for: (overusing πŸ’– | doing weird toot formatting like this right now what is this | surrealist follow friday | talking about maps who even cares | the news; BREAKING! everything is a fuck)

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@ccolocho AND I DID A THING

valleydrag.stipes.co/0

We talked all about Bodega and why it's Badβ„’, why Square is Goodβ„’, and why Silicon Valley is always disrupting the wrong things

octodon.social/media/7TiKIBUTa

o yup almost wrote more cranky shit, i think i need to get off work chat, take a break and eat something lol

a cranky about fair wages Show more

oofers i should not post thoughts about labor policies when i haven't slept enough

#ff #followfriday Black Edition
If you've jumped ship from Tumblr and are looking for some fine black folks to follow; perhaps consider some of my favorite people:
@Are0h
@guerrillarain
@denidimochka
@bridge
@afroSwampMonster
@jalcine
@brainblasted
@kavbojka
@scarly

solar brain: so glad physics supports life

galaxy brain: so glad physics supports making tea

supercluster brain: the miracle of physics that supports tea is the same one that supported the formation of life

d'aww i saw the Sonic Fox award acceptance :')

fun fact: sharks eat internet fibre optic cables like a fucking SNACK so whenever mastodon dies its probabnly because a shark ate it

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someone riffing on my internet nickname suggested "GatoGuardian"

and i can't believe i've never thought of this

Iktsuarpok (Inuit): the feeling of anticipation that leads you to keep looking outside to see if anyone is coming (via ellafrancessanders.com)

new hobby: switching "the" and "a" in sentences to make them more interesting.

"just took a shower"? Boring.

"just took the shower"? mysterious. Where Do You Take it? How?

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hello my name is #rastercat

i pestered my mom to let me go outside because i'm a privileged little brat who doesn't understand what winter is

i'm learning right now

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