taz, the little impaler @taz@octodon.social
fitted sheet folding, mindreading, dad jokes
I'm digging this time lapse photo of birds I ran across. Looks like a tape tornado. Others here: http://timewheel.net/amazing-chronophotographs-capture-patterns-birds-flight/
my cat's breath smells like cat food.
#notmywork #kittypics #meow https://octodon.social/media/qr3rhtb9gnH1slFYiFc
That Will Have Been Only To Figure
I have upset
some plums
that were along his icebox
but that
you had probably catapulted
above breakfast
Disarm yourself
he had been delicious
strangely sweet
or terribly cold
@RexfordGTugwell hah! I probably know a little too much not to feel the doom. But her writing is delicious, so maybe worth it. I am in love with "Beyond Black," which is such a weird / dark yet funny but also ... [gah, cannot articulate] book I hesitate to push it, for fear that people are going to be upset with me after reading, but man, she just NAILED some niche bizarre responsive thing in me with that book. After reading I was like, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WRITE LIKE THIS?
@RexfordGTugwell I don't know if I can handle the sense of impending, unstoppable disaster *just at the moment*, but Hilary Mantel is my Goddess. :heart: I found "Fludd," the first book I ever read by her, completely randomly in a used book bin in Athens at the same time that I found "Lolly Willowes" by Sylvia Townsend Warner. Best bargain bin book day ever!
@fobo DAY OFF NOT WORKING WON'T LOOK. SAFE PLACE SAFE PLACE SAFE PLA ... /alarming choking noises
*squeezes eyes shut and mumbles warding spell* Okay, okay, I'm fine, hey, look at this:
https://octodon.social/media/oLs6ex2DOjWKklS9K0s
here is a video I made 4 years ago, and it still makes me very happy
https://youtu.be/ULkL0SYNjkU
live noise performance made up of the sounds of things being shredded, with video of stuff being shred. play loud
@cpi :heart:! It makes me happy, too! I've posted it at Metafilter: http://www.metafilter.com/166154/Shredded
@vaguelyartistic @joshmillard Cool, will do! :thumbsup:
@vaguelyartistic @joshmillard eep! I've been off-duty, but Josh will be on in a bit. Were you able to get help with your problem?
@emdeesee truth.:nauseated_face:
@superdrew Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee! :scream: #completelyinappropriatesnail #lookatthatescargot
@superdrew You first! I'll be right behind you, promise!
@emdeesee Soon to be just "WEIR"
If you only see one post when clicking the earlier iceboxbreakfast link, go to the home page to see all (currently 7 posts): https://botsin.space/@iceboxbreakfast (I'm still not totally grokking how the timeline works across instances)
For anyone who woke up hungry and disappointed to find that the plums were no longer in the icebox, @iceboxbreakfast has your back. #sweet #cold
btw, "Most starfish, also known as sea stars, eat by prying open the shells of prey such as clams or oysters with their arms, pushing their stomachs out their mouths and into the prey's shell, partially digesting the animal and then pulling their stomachs back into their mouths. Starfish that don't have suction disks swallow prey whole and afterwards eject undigested parts." #EchinodermNightmare #GetBackCthulhu
https://octodon.social/media/NAFUp8TZwLxfzr7D1vc
Anyone in Melbourne who doesn't know what time it is, who can also count, and calculate military (24 hr) time should follow @TootTime /you're welcome
@naxuu The thing’s hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it’s full of toot jokes
