@oldhat behold! the glory of wings. #wingwatch2017
...Also brown rice, dal, chutney, tomato salad and kung pow chicken because they were there and are delicious. Mmm.
Fuck it, I want wings. Just a bunch of chicken wings. In my mouth. In my belly. Wings. Wings from my mouth allll the way to my stomach.
boost this toot if u enjoy being gay on company time
@tats have you read any from Robin Hobb? reading Liveship Traders at the moment and loving it (Farseer trilogy comes first but may not be necessary..?) I'd always recommend the Gormenghast books (first two at least, after that they're unfinished but excellent audio adaptation recently from BBC)... what do you like?
My phone is dead and my laptop is at 9%, but Dino the Elderly Chihuahua is snuggled into the crook of my arm and sleep-whines every time I move. I'm trapped by a kilo or so of warm, furry love. Send help and an extension cord, please.
It's 10:30 on a Friday night and I'm in bed, scrolling through Mastodon, watching Doctor Who, and cuddling my elderly chihuahua. Life is good.
For those who dont know, the federated timeline displays all the activity from all the people on other instances who are followed by people on your instance.
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It is therefore very good practice to follow as many interesting people from other instances as possible. We are the ropes binding this distributed system together.
good read from the WWW inventor (webventor?,) on the challenges facing us and what to do about it. Hoping Mastodon helps with at least #s 2 and 3.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/11/tim-berners-lee-web-inventor-save-internet
Back in the good ol' Twitter days the hashtag #FollowFriday was very useful.
Today will be a good day to dig it up.
Boost this awoo around the fediverse.
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like, normal toots are “toots”, subtooting is “silent and deadly”, sometimes your toots will have a higher-than-normal sulfur content 🍳, and other times because you eat spicy food it'll be 🔥🔥🔥 and honestly, sometimes it will be zaman no fooling, 💩💩💩.
Petition for the Official Mastodon Song™ to be:
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you'll feel
So eat your beans for every meal!
Currently #craving. Rainy Friday morning in Singapore, and all I want to do is skip work and feed myself all the noms. Chicken rice and kopi, please!
My dining hall just set up two waffle makers. Game over.
If Whatsapp launches a digital payment scheme in India, it might be a gamechanger- especially after demonetisation. Hope they do better than Facebook did. #digitalwallet #technology #India https://www.ft.com/content/5a1623c4-192d-11e7-a53d-df09f373be87
Mmm, sometimes I love my job. But seriously, an interesting flash of how #gender is changing. Think we saw this in #Korea earlier on, and the Hallyu wave is pushing it out even more. #China https://qz.com/944691/ffc-acrush-chinas-hottest-new-boy-band-is-actually-made-up-of-five-androgynous-girls/
"To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-7 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."
Spamming the big one for me #Transgender #girlslikeus #transwoman #trans
#filmphotography #photography
#cooking
#beauty #makeup
#programming #python
#running
#crochet #knitting
#movies
#books #murakami #kellylink #pkd
Hello (hello... hello... hello...) Anyone out there?