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He has eyelashes like Bambi.

No wedding ring. Just saying

I am a tiny Asian and he is a tall man. His waist is literally ribcage height. I would fit perfectly under (what I'm sure is) his wonderful-smelling armpit.

Not sure if plus or minus.

Oh my god and now he's thoughtfully rubbing his perfect stubbly chin what is going on, is this some kind of performance art

He literally just turned his head and ran his hand through his hair

That moment when you look up from Tusky and there is a bespectacled stubbly god in a button-down and tight jeans standing right in front of you

@chicken thank you! I was considering roasting a chicken, but your courtesy is getting the better of me.

I'm thinking of making carnitas and a Dutch baby. The food, not an actual little person.

Finally on my way home. Hellooooo, long weekend! ♥ kay tagal kitang hinintay. @ me with things to cook over the break

@plsburydoughboy not me particularly, but I have a ton of friends that are both gay and devoutly Roman Catholic. Like, fly to hometowns on feast days to help dress up their patron saint for the procession, devout.

I really like that my therapist is next to a great cafe and cheap Thai food. Post-therapy therapy should be a thing. (is it a thing?)

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If you like saying "a murder of crows" you will love "an unkindness of ravens"

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@tariqk LOL. Singapore's system is pretty good, but you're on your own if you lose your card here as well. Think it is probably a lesson about personal responsibility in a paternalistic state. It seems very Asian mom (dad?).

@rachelnabors yes!!! I'm slowly but surely converting my officemates here via the Gospel of the Bee.

Jollibee just opened in Seattle a few months ago, right?

@Tamimitchell Just dropping in to say hello and welcome!

@patcat Hello, welcome, and good night soon! It's nearly bedtime here in Singapore - or at least for me. :older_woman_tone3:

@tariqk EXACTLY. I feel that this is a sign of fully-fledged adulthood, like being able to clean the kitchen sink and the toilets without wincing.