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I am a tiny Asian and he is a tall man. His waist is literally ribcage height. I would fit perfectly under (what I'm sure is) his wonderful-smelling armpit.
Not sure if plus or minus.
@tats my god, you're thirsty 😂
@tariqk I am simply reporting facts!
@tats you are not “simply” reporting facts! the attention to detail and general hamsapness i can see from over here 😂😂😂
@tariqk hamsapness! New word
@tats deyyy, surely you've heard it from Singlish...
@tariqk nope! I am still a noob at singlish unfortunately. Teach me the way
@tats wah. well, i can't teach you Singlish — I'm a Manglish speaker, and Singlish has more Hokkien- and Mandarin-origin words than I'm used to.
@tats I'm sure you could make it work. Everyone's the same height laying down.