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I have a very judgey dog.

I felt it shelter to speak to you. -- Emily Dickinson

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“Plot is like Soylent Green: it's made of people.” - Chuck Wendig

#WritingQuotes

So my partner is forever worried about my mental health issues - but I don't have the vocabulary to talk about them just yet. And when I feel bad, I'm not exactly in the mood to parse feelings.

I've been thinking about giving her a little notebook with cartoons that explain how it feels in my head at those times, to help her understand. But it's not exactly the most feel-good kind of gift. Do y'all think it's a good idea, or a terrible one? I'm drunk, so really, wiser minds should prevail

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before I napped, I read this article, which is an interesting writeup on how a particular brand of instant ramen in Indonesia became ubiquitous in Nigeria:

vice.com/en_au/article/how-ind

IDK tho, but I look at the pic and I think to myself (nsfw'd for your protection)—

ohhhhh my goddddd I want noodlessssssss

octodon.social/media/Nmvhle5mT

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I know sex is good but have you tried garlic bread dipped into mushroom soup

Maybe kind of buying hiking boots today! Merrell or Columbia? And... Who am I???

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Also this, just for the headline: "Scientists discover massive sulfur-eating hell-clams in the Philippines." UH. YEAH. stop trying to screw us over, guys, we have fxcking hell clams.
theverge.com/platform/amp/2017

Too hungry to look at food photos / too hungry not to look at food photos

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Just walked onto campus and there's a Battle of the Bands event. The kids are in heels and short dresses and makeup. The band is playing... Avril Lavigne's "Complicated?" wait

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Good morning Mastodon.

It's weird to have social media where I can just log on and say hi, rather than "what terrible thing are we talking about today?"

He got off (the train) at my stop! Walked to the other exit, but perhaps one day we shall meet again.

Or at least, he will play with his hair and I will watch him longingly/creepily again. Same same.

He has eyelashes like Bambi.

No wedding ring. Just saying

I am a tiny Asian and he is a tall man. His waist is literally ribcage height. I would fit perfectly under (what I'm sure is) his wonderful-smelling armpit.

Not sure if plus or minus.

Oh my god and now he's thoughtfully rubbing his perfect stubbly chin what is going on, is this some kind of performance art