After three years, the probability of a physically very small USB flash drive being lost to the ether approaches 1.
@kirkman why did i suddenly have an urge to write a D&D spell for someone to randomly pull a USB flag
flash drive out of the thin air?
It would have a somatic component only, because techs don't like talking anyway. On a successful INT save or something, the tech gets to specify what kind of content the drive would have โ otherwise roll from the table. DM also rolls secretly to determine if drive is cursed with malware, and if so, what kind.
...too on the nose?