they literally went, “Mummy daddy what u doin?” and we both said, without a beat, “We're bathing, $child_numero_uno!”
They then proceeded to leave the room, and BRING IN CHILD NUMERO DOS.
by that point the spouse was already finishing up the soaping while I was “willing the flesh to go down”, so to speak.
And people wonder why we don't have any more kids.
Not that we want any, judging by how pregnancy messes up the spouse.
