i wonder what i’d be like i never got exposed to twitter/4chan, probably a lot less bitter
tired: asking alexa to order something for you
wired: asking your phone’s assistant to ask alexa to order something for you
tired: getting hyped for new game releases
wired: getting hyped for new mastodon updates
thought i saw my home timeline booming with activity
turns out i was just in the fediverse tab
The end of the world was last saturday.
You don't realize it because the gouvernments are hiding it from you.
@taiz i don’t like a lot of police either, most of them are just people with a power complex who want to feel like they have something over other people. you really don’t have to act macho when you’re ticketing a guy for speeding
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the underlying problem with the birdsite Show more
i love how i was the only one actually committing to it and everyone else was just kinda bored
thought i looked cute in this, might take it down later (i’m the b)
goodnight fediverse
i wanna follow someone on the fediverse but they block fascists and i'm afraid they'll take me for one and block me and then i'll never see their toots, wat do?
tired: getting your work done
wired: procrastinating so much you run out of things to procrastinate, so you put off procrastinating itself and thus actually get work done
actually, i lied. instead of making games i'm just going to play tonight
me: i’ll get stuff done i promise
also me “continues to spend an hour on mastodon”