It's HackWeek(*) at work, and for the first time I have a project. I'm going to take the main app and graft on a brand new queuing system that doesn't make me want to throw things and burn everything to the ground.
Have I mentioned I've never programmed in that language before?
My hope is that by proving that one of the *software mechanics* in DevOps can make a thing go, they can FIX THE DAMNED THING FOR REAL.
* Actually 3 days, but shh.