I believe I've found my pettiest-hill-to-die-on
a11yo11yi18nk8s
As identifiers these are objectively terrible. They're only good if you're tired of typing the full words out.
@sysadmin1138 o...ccessibility?
I’ve complained before about how “a11y” is itself inaccessible (and LOOKS like a word in English, making it confusing as well).
@noelle o11y? That's "Observability". It's just as ironic as a11y.