swiley @swiley@octodon.social

Liberty University CS student: My second try with mastadon, prompted by the #deletefacebook thing. I love to play guitar and build robots.
-- swiley.net

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**swiley** · Apr 22, 2018, 20:12

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**DigiTrötlon 💻** @lilletale@chaos.social · Apr 22, 2018, 20:12

@jordyd @swiley UKULELES ARE NOT A CRIME
My new response if/when I'm in contact with law enforcement.

**swiley** · Apr 22, 2018, 16:26

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**Scott Moore** @awedjob@kitty.town · Apr 22, 2018, 16:26

Homes not spikes!

**swiley** @swiley · Apr 22, 2018, 18:48

**swiley** @swiley · Apr 22, 2018, 18:48

So there a lot of gay people following me. I don't mind that and think you're all great people, but I'm not gay so don't follow me just because you think I might be.

**swiley** @swiley · Apr 20, 2018, 15:48

**swiley** @swiley · Apr 20, 2018, 15:48

If what you're saying isn't original and constructive you probably shouldn't go shouting it.

(sorry for tooting something that isn't all that constructive, everyone seems so loud today though)

**swiley** · Apr 08, 2018, 08:40

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**SMJ :comet:** @smj@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 08, 2018, 08:40

What #facebook actually looks like to the rest of the Internet

**swiley** · Apr 07, 2018, 14:17

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**jorty (deprecated aspect)** @jordyd · Apr 07, 2018, 14:17

@swiley Absolutely not and ukuleles are not a crime

**swiley** @swiley · Apr 07, 2018, 14:13

**swiley** @swiley · Apr 07, 2018, 14:13

Apparently some of the math professors are now repeating the the story about how I got dragged out of class by the campus police for concealed carrying of a ukulele.

Is it wrong that I like the attention?

**swiley** · Apr 07, 2018, 02:02

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**jorty (deprecated aspect)** @jordyd · Apr 07, 2018, 02:02

Friendly reminder: there are a ton of old, cheap Sun SPARC computers on eBay! They're really cheap because they're too slow for servers and too Windows-doesn't-run-on-it for the modern consumer!

**swiley** · Apr 05, 2018, 07:05

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**Commander1024** @Commander1024@chaos.social · Apr 05, 2018, 07:05

DNS over TLS is a thing btw. You can shield your DNS from 3rd party listeners by providing all your DNS to some (single) company exclusively with pfSense. Choose your poison. https://www.netgate.com/blog/dns-over-tls-with-pfsense.html #servicetoot

**swiley** · Apr 01, 2018, 19:45

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**kichimi** @kichimi@mastodon.sdf.org · Apr 01, 2018, 19:45

https://mastodon.sdf.org/media/N648e2c1kdiQHAl6G0U

**swiley** · Apr 01, 2018, 18:08

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Si @silicon@wandering.shop · Apr 01, 2018, 18:08

@swiley PANDOC IS THE BEST! I love LaTeX typesetting but can't write in it raw.

**swiley** · Apr 01, 2018, 04:52

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**r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖** @cypnk@mastodon.social · Apr 01, 2018, 04:52

TIL Chrome is scanning your files, including private folders, in the background as an anti-malware measure

https://twitter.com/swagitda_/status/979477998142476289

There’s currently no “off” switch, but apparently the devs reassure that scans are local and not “cloud” based. But this still has consent and privacy implications

https://mastodon.social/media/06tQAyjUs5p0q8myO3s

**swiley** · Mar 30, 2018, 12:59

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**elomatreb** @elomatreb@glitch.social · Mar 30, 2018, 12:59

@cwebber @tom What's the saying?

"git gets easier once you get the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space."

**swiley** · Mar 28, 2018, 23:07

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**jorty (deprecated aspect)** @jordyd · Mar 28, 2018, 23:07

All text editors suck. I'm gonna start writing code on paper and scanning it with OCR.

**swiley** · Mar 27, 2018, 15:55

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**Jordi** @JordiGH@mathstodon.xyz · Mar 27, 2018, 15:55

Current mood: Amazon 😠

**swiley** @swiley · Mar 26, 2018, 05:38

**swiley** @swiley · Mar 26, 2018, 05:38

Welp, I'm #lockedout haha, I did find an internet connection at least. I wrote a quick alarm program in C so my laptop will wake me up before they tow my car.

**swiley** · Mar 25, 2018, 18:23

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**Elad Hen** @eladhen@mastodon.social · Mar 25, 2018, 18:23

@gamingonlinux
#Linux is my only gaming platform!

**swiley** @swiley · Mar 25, 2018, 15:32

**swiley** @swiley · Mar 25, 2018, 15:32

Coffee grinders can't be a good idea: I really don't feel qualified to operate something that can remove fingers before I've had coffee.

**swiley** · Mar 24, 2018, 15:15

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**Haystack** @haystack@infosec.exchange · Mar 24, 2018, 15:15

#introductions

Hello, I’m an ex-academic which means my main skills are giving presentations about nothing and writing papers about nothing.

I’m also an Infosec Guy currently working with automotive systems. Trying to upskill beyond my current niche. IDK what a Mimikatz is but it sounds fluffy.

oh my god 500 characters i-dont-know-what-to-do-with-my-hands.gif

**swiley** · Mar 24, 2018, 18:53

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**Jason Scott** @textfiles@digipres.club · Mar 24, 2018, 18:53

Banned from Twitter for 12 hours. how's everyone doin'

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