Swerve, Stray @swervestray@octodon.social
same as the bird on the birdsite
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derp whomst've derped unto you, imo
do you ever think about what D&D monsters feel like to pet
i bet basilisks really love being scratched on the neck and have really rough scales- kind of imagining like what a snake feels like when it's in the middle of shedding but all over
what kind of fur do bugbears have?? longer fur that looks great when shampooed? they are probably fun to pet. gnolls too
*Plunges into recursion, abdicating coherence while retaining my wits* I'M A MEME
Gotta....post..more
tired: sleepy
wired: a magazine
*gathering windfall apples to feed the fastidious demon in my basement*
I think that I am between two very different groups on mastodon. Some of the people I see talk about how wonderful mastodon is as a safe space and a bunch talk about how horrifically toxic it is becoming. I think that mastodon isn't actually all the way there in terms of being able to build communities because there is so much emphasis on lowering barriers to communication without any actual community building things. Building a community does require being able to define borders.
The Chik-fil-A cows huddle by the barn, hoods up, spray cans out. Suddenly a gun cock's behind them. "Cockadoodledoo, motherfuckas" he crows.
@swervestray @jk if it's important, they'll hack my e-ink chameleonic skin display so that message is written all over my body when I wake up
Ever had stone soup?
"Like in the story, about the magic of sharing?"
Huh? Hang on it's a bit loud in here *pours geodes into meat grinder*
I'm starting work now on my "glowing monstrosity" halloween costume by eating nothing but foxfire for the next eight weeks
retweeted:
I really think Miracle Whip lowered the bar for what constitutes a miracle.
source: https://twitter.com/JPHaddadio/status/37497227819622400
FOLLOW FRIDAY! TODAY, you should follow
- the road wherever it leads you. don't think, just let it take you away
- the wind. it might blow you off to a new place where you can plant your roots and grow. or it might bring you back to a place you once called home
- dogs! they're cute and have fuzzy butts and they know more than they let on
- paintings of people looking or pointing somewhere specific. in movies they usually lead to a secret passageway or something, and those can be cool and fun
Social Security Numbers as a root password for your life is such a bad design.
Exploring a procedurally generated national park, Yogi Bear finds a picnic basket. As he draws near, it begins to tremble. Yogi, no! It's a Mimic!
the mouth bone's connected to the, tooth bone, the tooth bone's connected to the, pizza
Are you a squid.social or a kid.social?
IGNOMINYYYYYYY
as in no one knowing your name?
in other news, my new favorite recreational activity is sleeping, I need so much and I get so not enough 😣
It's Wednesday morning, great time for a nap.
