Swerve, Stray @swervestray@octodon.social

A DUCK: I am Ben Franklin.
BEN FRANKLIN (looking tough; he has a piercing): you tryna step to my personal brand

Okay, sure, I'm all for freeing Willy, but tell me again how did they get the handcuffs on him to begin with

Ten pewter jacks lie scattered across the bureau. A tiny family piles out of their mini-minivan to marvel at this wonder of their world.

By the light of the moon, my little rowboat approaches the shore. One owl, one pussycat, one plate of quince. Silently, I ready my pokeball.

*Doing quality control on a tree*
Too many freakin branches, get this tree out of my face

*Doing quality control on an extremely good window*
Excuse me but where is it

*Doing quality control on my own hidden thoughts*
Wa-hoah there buster, these are all going to have to stay inside the thought-cage

*Doing quality control on this very too*
eh, send

[Smoke break]
Fire & Air: *can't put smoke back together*

Eisenhower isn't such a fancy name

Eisen=iron
Hauer=beater
Eisen+Hauer=a smith

That's right, get down off your high horse, President Smith.

*fashions a crown from the little bits of gold that accrue in my heart every time I write a good toot*

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tired: meta-format jokes
inspired: just poetry, nothing else

[Smoke break]
Fire & Air: *can't put smoke back together*

Cutting up your credit cards is a good start but if you want real financial health you must empty your bank account and cut up the cash.

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[Agamemnon wrapping up the weekly team meeting]
…And just a workplace safety reminder, fellas: no open-toed shoes on the battle-field please