Swerve, Stray @swervestray@octodon.social
same as the bird on the birdsite
Okay, but before I take out the trash, I just want to be sure that we've considered and logged all the risks and have realistic expectations about the potential for deviating from the project plan if something unexpected happens. Also do we actually have a definition of the scope and a clear process for approving changes to the specifications?
Me: I feel like a perfect waste of potential. I fail at everything or sabotage myself. I don't know. Sometimes i just want to give up
Therapist: [IS A LAMP]
BUT WHAT DOES ARMPITS SMELL LIKE
Is it weird that my armpits smell like armpits
"There’s mounting evidence suggesting that student evaluations of teaching are unreliable. But are these evaluations, commonly referred to as SET, so bad that they’re actually better at gauging students’ gender bias and grade expectations than they are at measuring teaching effectiveness? A new paper argues that’s the case, and that evaluations are biased against female instructors in particular in so many ways that adjusting them for that bias is impossible."
@MissSnarkerson yes, kind of weird. Can one truly love the king of the underworld? Can one truly ever love at all
It's true that you can take a sphere apart and use the parts to make two spheres of equal size, but you have to be inside the sphere while you do it.
Breaking: astronomers have determined that Pluto is not a dwarf planet after all; it's an inverted sun. While currently dormant, it could theoretically at any time become active and start casting darkness on the solar system and throwing the planets into wild swings out of their orbits.
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somebody had to do it
This toot is for the masses. Please upload it to whatever the masses look at.
*looks down at clothes*
I can't believe I'm wearing woven fabrics like a damn farmer. When are we going to digitize this shit
You open the fridge and reach into the murky, frigid depths. You have to lean in, putting your head under the water. It shocks, then stings as you grope blindly for another chunk of the wildebeest you stored here last month.
Something leathery and solid knocks lightly against the back of your head. Then again, harder.
It may look like I don't make jokes anymore but I am meticulously stockpiling joke templates and humorous nouns to plug into them so that I will be ready for the joke famine astrologers have predicted for 2018
Well I'm on page 97 of this Henry James novel so I guess I'm going to be introduced to the main character pretty soon
A smart person would do a statistical analysis of which two words are most likely to appear in emails accidentally with an unspaced period in between them, and then buy that domain.
