Swerve, Stray @swervestray@octodon.social

In retrospect, I think 10,000 actually wasn't enough Maniacs

My gender is "cockroach scurrying away in dread as the lights turn on"

I'm worried about the scientists who discovered this and didn't think to call it "ejectulation"

Can't talk now, doing math to figure out how to make math harder

"Doing things" is for people whose brains are not powerful enough to concoct elaborate fantasies of the disastrous unintended consequences

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Probably at the White House. Accepting a Medal of Freedom from President Abrams for making "apurr" a word

Next week is teacher appreciation week! ̶B̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ Call your state representatives and demand teachers be guaranteed a $70k starting salary

Gonna try to post too much

Wasn't there a group that forked the mastodon code base a few years ago? Did that project go anywhere?

Gotta oot