Boost this if you like soup or

if you wanna destroy capitalism

person: i'm learning piano

foss bro: doesn't that compile down to javascript so it can run in the browser?

In retrospect, I think 10,000 actually wasn't enough Maniacs

My gender is "cockroach scurrying away in dread as the lights turn on"

I'm worried about the scientists who discovered this and didn't think to call it "ejectulation"

Can't talk now, doing math to figure out how to make math harder

WAITER: Hey, what- *coughs 7 times into his hand* can I bring you folks?

ME: How about nothing, Typhoid Gary.

Boosting your own toots is boost-strapping

send toot

"Doing things" is for people whose brains are not powerful enough to concoct elaborate fantasies of the disastrous unintended consequences

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Probably at the White House. Accepting a Medal of Freedom from President Abrams for making "apurr" a word

Next week is teacher appreciation week! ̶B̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ Call your state representatives and demand teachers be guaranteed a $70k starting salary

Wasn't there a group that forked the mastodon code base a few years ago? Did that project go anywhere?

I strongly believe the age of ""not covering everything with fractals"" is coming to an end

hey you guys wanna see a poem? 

oh nice, I hope that happens for you

i believe in hell. i believe hell is a thing that we can build right here and now . and it will boost thge economy

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Boost This Picture of Xena and Seven of Nine to raise awareness of the Nineties

amab? afab??? nah mate i’m ahab. where the FUCK is that whale

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