☔️ Stoof! ☔️ @stoof@octodon.social

Evil genius cat turned the bathroom light off and on a few times while I was in the shower. "Pay attention to meeee"

I might just shovel sesame seeds into my maw in celebration.

I'm on a restricted diet and it's making me very grumpy. Like, it's affecting how my brain works.

I can only eat simple carbs and highly processed foods. No fibre: so no seeds, no legumes, no nuts, no veggies, no fruit, no brown rice. Also: no acidic anything, no caffeine, no spices, no milk. Ahh!

After Friday I can resume eating fibre and milk. Can't wait!

I always sleep like a log the night I wash my sheets.

Wow. Mute really is bad.

It's probably mean but I am enjoying watching Liz Swaney's qualification run. Especially the replays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GgTA8e2LXU

Awhile ago I applied for my work's EAP program. I was looking for help dealing with stress and illness. I just got a book from them in the mail. It's about being better in your career. Wat?

Now re-evaluating Cat's cuteness after discovering what she did to the bathroom

my co-workers don't think my cat is adorable and that makes me like them a little less

We talked it out and things should be better. Note to self: be more assertive

Oh my GOD people. STOP SUGGESTING YOGA AS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

"I'm really broke this month."
"Yoga!"

"My mental illness has become severe and I really need help"
"Yoga!"

"I need back surgery"
"Yoga!"

"My spouse has become abusive"
"Yoga!"

I just watched a commercial featuring a hockey player skating toward a charging mountain goat. I don't think the "DO NOT ATTEMPT" text was necessary, but you never know

Questions about the workplace really bring out the MeFites' with anti-employee, pro-authority, classist attitudes.

I'm all for gun control, but these calls for people with mental illnesses to be "reported" make me nervous.

Friday night my cat's poop stank so bad that my landlord texted me because he was concerned something was on fire.

I strongly believe that if you are a business owner, CEO, manager, etc. it is your responsibility to society to look after your workers. Compensate them properly, treat them with decency and as equals to you. If you can't or won't do that, you don't deserve power.

Morning tootsies

Heeee my delivery order arrived and the driver got so excited when he saw my cat. "Oh you are so cute! So cute! Oh I LOVE you. No you can't go outside. SO CUTE! I LOVE YOU, CAT! Beautiful! So cute!"

I am cheery now

You can change the animals' clothes in Pocket Camp now! The hats look really funny and cute https://octodon.social/media/-PUNL20hyGbl042aYAM

So apparently the whole point of Monster Hunters is to get materials to make cute outfits for your pet cat. I better save up right away.