☔️ Stoof! ☔️ @stoof@octodon.social

My medical appointment was useless as usual, but I met a nice octogenarian named Gladys who offered to share her snacks with me. She had an entire tote bag of snacks on her walker. "You never know how long you have to wait!" Right on, Gladys.

@MissSnarkerson it was super cute!

I saw a porcupine this morning! It climbed up a tree and into its burrow then stared at me smugly in the rain

It's exhausting to be constantly told that one's perceptions and beliefs are wrong. Well, that part is demoralizing, the exhausting part is trying to figure out what's real. This is why I'm a hermit.

@catdad uh huh

I'm looking for a new GW2 guild. Some guilds' requirements are ridiculous. You must only play with us! No belonging to other guilds! You must do x, y, and z every week for x amount of hours! Christ. I barely accept that bullshit from my employer, and that's because they PAY me.

I have a strong craving for cucumbers. Maybe because they taste like spring? Or maybe it's because Easter is coming and my body is remembering my childhood weekend chocolate binges.

My 8 year old nephew is sleeping over at my house. He's at that stage where he still wants hugs and cuddles, but also wants to be cool like a teenager. So he's sleeping at the foot of my bed like a puppy. 😅

@wilbr @fobo @Iuckyduck good music for when an elf dies heroically

The Barenaked Ladies are the 2 1/2 Men of music.

Christ I hate the Barenaked Ladies.

No Spotify, I don't want to hear terrible dancy/indie versions of my favourite songs.

I thought I'd seen all the business jargon out there, but "top of the funnel" is new to me.

@Iuckyduck @fobo but then I unironically love "return of the mack" sooo

@Devils_Rancher Fantastic! 🎉

@fobo @Iuckyduck it's one of my top 5 most loathed songs. I don't understand you two.

@Devils_Rancher congratulations! I hope everything goes well

I'm actually tired of working from home. I'm lonely! I want to chit chat about the weather and people's babies!

But my guts hurt so it's just the cat for company for a little while longer. I think she's sick of me 😅

@brook noooooo 😬

Why do some nerdy guys talk in a weird voice/accent to be cute? Is it from a show or something?