So I play this stupid phone game called Township because my family is super into it. I get peer pressure to participate. "Stoof, our co-op is losing because you're not farming enough corn!"

Now some bitch is actually trying to bully me IN A FARM GAME. She told my brother-in-law that I'm annoying (she knows him irl) and she tries to sabotage my tasks in the game. She thinks she's sly calling me "Spoof" in chat.

I just got made co-leader of the group. Cya, asshole. I RULE THIS FARM NOW.