because I can do without the structural irony (irony must die, remember), the US centric world view and, lately, the aggrandizing self promotion.
Because, while held in high praise for being associated with wit and a sort of detachment from ordinary views, it has become a way to reinforce the status quo and a solipsist exercise. Just like its half-literate sister Satire it is only for the educated and the privileged to attack those who are already weak rather than a weapon against the powerful.
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