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Introducing Non-offending shell : all your commands must contain "please" and you won't get the output until you type "thank you". Your command will end up in error if the program doesn't end its response with "you are welcome".

Stefan Klöckner @stefan

@Naouak vbsh - the very british shell. It should have £ as prompt instead of $.

£ kill -9 4711, please

I fear there's no process with that ID but maybe I'm wrong.

£ thank you

You're welcome!