@stillinhere You have my sympathy, but the closest I have to a constructive suggestion involves hiring a dominatrix to drag him out for a bit of CBT on his lunch break.
@stillinhere It sounds like he needs some vitamin D supplements administered via hot beef injection, so maybe it's not a harsh mistress he needs, but a firm master.
@starbreaker When he's not whining about feminists in general, he's talking about how much shit he put up with in his last relationship, and with what he's said, I think he'd enjoy that solution.