President Dumbshit seems to think that all it takes to end school shootings are trained, armed teachers.

As somebody who could have been a school shooter if I had had access to guns, I can tell you that's bullshit for one simple reason:

If a "good guy with a gun" is trying to take me out, they've got to do so without shooting innocent bystanders.

School shooters have the advantage because for them, there are no innocent bystanders.