You know what? All Christians are actually pagans, and Christianity has fuck-all to do with Judaism.
Christians have been worshiping ZEUS the whole time, not YAHWEH.
After all, ZEUS is the god who likes to go around knocking up mortal women, and leaving them and their cuckolded husbands to raise demigods who end up doing epic shit.
Jesus is basically Herakles' and Perseus' hippie brother.
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@starbreaker I fucking love this and shared it with a few friends who also loved it and are now having an intense discussion about it.